With the Fervor of a Southern Baptist Church

Swiss fuckin cheese.
A wise slug once said: "Consistently inconsistent. Like the ocean. It undulates and is full of fish." I know nothing. But still I preach. My Love Muffin: ugly-cat-sweater.tumblr.com
Guy on train:I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me:*turns up music*
Guy:I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me:*takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy:Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy:Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door:Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy:Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady:*moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me:Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop:I can make that happen.
Guy:Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop:And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train:*applauds*

wheresmarlowe:

Look at her sad eyes though :(

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That 70’s Show (via temperare-te)

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If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

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mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

Tumblr as a baby

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a rebellious teen

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awkward puberty stage

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young adult

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and now, as a mature adult

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